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Post by tshamien on Aug 5, 2011 19:11:35 GMT -5
Tristan shifted his weight from one foot to the other. He was itchy...down there. Really fucking itchy. He was trying to listen in on what the guys were talking about but he really couldn't fucking concentrate. It was like a weird burning itching sensation and all he wanted to do was scratch his balls.
This couldn't be normal. There was no way this was normal. What if something was eating his dick? Holy shit!
"Uh excuse me..."
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Post by Spot Conlon on Aug 7, 2011 23:44:15 GMT -5
Despite a relatively long day of selling and leader business, Spot was in a relatively good mood as he walked into the lodging house and up the stairs to his room. Maybe Rae would be in there, and would be able to participate in some afternoon delight....
"Heya Shamien," Spot greeted when he ran into Tristan in the hallway.
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Post by tshamien on Aug 8, 2011 6:43:28 GMT -5
"Uh...Hey Spot," Tristan said, yanking his hand out of his pants and turning to face him. This was embarrassing.
"You're here...early."
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Post by Spot Conlon on Aug 8, 2011 9:12:15 GMT -5
"Yeah, well, its a good day. Freddy's hanging at the docks for me. You seen Rae around?" Spot leaned casually against the wall, and glanced over at Tristan. He knew of most of the trouble Tristan found himself into, but often pretended not to. As long as Tristan was there when he needed him, Spot didn't give a damn the things the guy got into when he was off duty. It still didn't stop Spot from checking in on him every once in awhile. "You doin' good this week? Been at Sharkey's?"
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Post by tshamien on Aug 8, 2011 9:32:37 GMT -5
"Yea, I didn't do so bad ya know...ony there once this week, Nancy was giving me hell." Tristan nodded. "Uh I dunno where Rae is actually, Crash is following her today, so obviously nothings wrong cause I ain't heard from nobody."
Should he tell Spot about the itch? Maybe he knew what to do about it? Or should he ignore it and it would go away?
((HAHA could you imagine?))
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Post by Spot Conlon on Aug 8, 2011 10:33:20 GMT -5
((NO. What the heck did they do back then for STDs?! terrifying))
"Good to hear," Spot replied, although he was disappointed that Rae was MIA. "And what about that horse we was talking about at Sheepshead? Do ya think we'll be ready to bet on it by this weekend?" That was their code for 'are you finding those guys we are supposed to find?' and 'will we be able to deliver their death sentences by saturday?'
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Post by tshamien on Aug 8, 2011 12:32:50 GMT -5
"You better believe it Spot, I'm gathering the money right now." Tristan said with a grin, which was code for "I basically know where they all are just need to be sure."
"Uh...Spot, you ever had a serious itch," He nodded at his crotch. "Seriously what do I do? It's been three days."
(he doesn't have anything that serious though, it's just crabs LOL))
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Post by Spot Conlon on Aug 8, 2011 13:14:48 GMT -5
"Excellent, good work," Spot smiled, already organizing a way to contact Bruno and arrange another meeting. After this, he'll be able to get Raven that necklace she's been wanting...
"Wait, what?" Spot asked, Tristan's question catching him by surprise as he studied his friend. He cleared his throat, not necessarily uncomfortable talking about it to Tristan, but not really wanting anyone else to overhear either. "Try shaving it all off."
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Post by tshamien on Aug 8, 2011 13:22:06 GMT -5
"I did! It still didn't go away...what if I loose my dick, Spot?" Tristan said, he was really worried about this, that was definitely clear. "What will I do without my dick?"
((HAHAH))
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Post by Spot Conlon on Aug 8, 2011 13:39:25 GMT -5
Spot shook his head, horrified. "I dunno, man. I....really dunno. Go to the drug store and get some of that lice shampoo. You gotta stay away from those brothels."
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Post by tshamien on Aug 8, 2011 13:46:18 GMT -5
"Thanks Spot," Tristan said with a sad pout. "What if it don't work?" He chanced a look down his pants and his eyes widened.
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Post by Spot Conlon on Aug 8, 2011 13:49:07 GMT -5
Spot chuckled, less horrified and now more amused. "Then I guess its good you already procreated. The Shamien name will live on!" He laughed harder now, patting Tristan on the shoulder. "C'mon I'll buy you a beer."
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Post by tshamien on Aug 8, 2011 13:52:25 GMT -5
"I really think I need one..." Tristan said with a sigh and shook his head, "Thank God it was a boy huh? What if I'd had a girl? I'd seriously be screwed." Tristan paused as they made their way down the stairs.
"I really gotta be more selective bout where I insert this thing."
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Post by Spot Conlon on Aug 8, 2011 14:47:22 GMT -5
"Psh yeah like THAT will happen," Spot laughed harder, really getting a kick outta this now. "I heard you can spread it around. Maybe its karma."
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Post by tshamien on Aug 8, 2011 14:51:51 GMT -5
"Really? Fuck...this is serious, Spot. I really need a drink." Tristan raked his fingers through his hair. "I mean I know I have a lot of sex but I didn't think I was that bad of a guy ya know?"
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