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Post by jackkelly on Aug 21, 2011 1:38:39 GMT -5
Jack turned to Racetrack and gaped at him and then burst out laughing. He sold another three papers.
"Newtown Creek Ices over in JULY! Talking Baby claims diapers too stinky!"
((I dunno...))
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Post by Kid Blink on Aug 21, 2011 1:39:05 GMT -5
((omg I feel like I'm gonna bruise a rib I'm laughing so hard.))
"SHORT UGLY ITALIAN BLOWS IT WITH REDHEADED BOMBSHELL."
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Post by Racetrack on Aug 21, 2011 1:39:36 GMT -5
((I've been trying to find a way for that harmonica to make an appearance for so long!))
Blink hit a nerve. Race beaned him in the head with his harmonica. Then ran and retrieved it, and went back to selling furiously, because he was so through with these petty insults, he was in this to win.
"Half-blind freak falls drunk from Medda's stage, impaled on a spike, loses other eye!"
Win with petty insults. Best of both worlds.
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Post by jackkelly on Aug 21, 2011 1:40:56 GMT -5
"One eyed cyclops eats Ugly Italian for Breakfast!"
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Post by Specs on Aug 21, 2011 1:41:14 GMT -5
((HAHAHHAHAHAHA))
"Woman gives birth to dogs!! Mayor sees ghosts at night! WALKING LION!"
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Kid Blink
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Post by Kid Blink on Aug 21, 2011 1:42:58 GMT -5
"AND IT WAS DELICIOUS!"
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Post by Racetrack on Aug 21, 2011 1:44:02 GMT -5
"Delusional cowboy falls off horse into public latrine, thinks it's Santa Fe!"
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Post by jackkelly on Aug 21, 2011 1:44:11 GMT -5
((walking lion? LMFAO))
Jack eyed Specs strangely and then continued.
"Cannibalism on the Rise amongst child labor force!"
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Post by jackkelly on Aug 21, 2011 1:44:54 GMT -5
"SMUG ITALIAN EATS IT ON A MEATBALL!"
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Post by Kid Blink on Aug 21, 2011 1:49:20 GMT -5
((I like how everyone's slowly gaining up on Race, lol))
Blink stomped over to Race's spot and started shouting right in front of him headlines, including...
"SHORT UGLY ITALIAN GROWING SHORTER! AND UGLIER! CYCLOPS SHOVES UMBRELLA DOWN SHORT UGLY ITALIAN'S BIG MOUTH AND OPENS IT!"
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Post by jackkelly on Aug 21, 2011 1:51:32 GMT -5
Jack just stared as Blink did this and shook his head.
"CYCLOPS GETS SLAPPED BY WISE CRACKING ITALIAN AND COWBOY DOES NOTHING!"
He shot them a look.
"COPS TAKE DOWN MYTHICAL GIANT AND SEND ITALIAN BACK TO ITS MOTHER!"
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Post by Racetrack on Aug 21, 2011 1:52:28 GMT -5
((DYING))
Race grabbed an old wooden fruit crate, turned it upside-down, and stood on top of it. "SHORT UGLY ITALIAN SELLS ALL HIS PAPERS IN RECORD TIME AND BEATS EVERYONE ELSE WHILE THEY STAND AROUND IDLY INSULTING HIM!" He concluded with a few flourishing notes on the harmonica.
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Kid Blink
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Post by Kid Blink on Aug 21, 2011 1:54:38 GMT -5
"RACETRACK HIGGINS IS A FLAMING ASSHOLE! WHO CHEATS!"
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Post by jackkelly on Aug 21, 2011 1:54:54 GMT -5
"There's no way you sold out already!" Jack screamed at him. "Cheater!"
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Post by Specs on Aug 21, 2011 1:55:35 GMT -5
((WOW. I hit refresh and these all came up. LOL.))
"SHORT ITALIAN... UH... SOLD ON A FRUIT CRATE!!!"
Specs sometimes wondered how he was able to sell papers at all.
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