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Post by Racetrack on Sept 1, 2011 12:03:11 GMT -5
Obviously, as soon as she gave in, Race did too. He let out a whoop, and then several things happened at once. The usher who had it in for them came racing through the aisles with a murderous expression, Race dove under the seat and pulled Raven down with him so they could convulse with laughter in peace, and Lady Macbeth, startled by this sudden outburst in the front row, teetered in her high heels and toppled right off the edge of the stage.
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Post by raven on Sept 1, 2011 12:06:39 GMT -5
Raven was pratically screaming with laughter at this point as she huddled underneath the seats. She grabbed Racetrack and was trying to say something but couldn't get it out between all the laughter.
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Post by Racetrack on Sept 1, 2011 12:46:04 GMT -5
"What?" Race shouted between gales of laughter, leaning closer to try and catch the words. Meanwhile, the usher was hovering over Lady Macbeth, expressing his concern in perfect Italian while she stared up at him with a blank expression and rubbed what was probably a sprained ankle. The audience, of course, was letting out a mix of horrified gasps and howling laughter.
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Post by raven on Sept 1, 2011 12:47:55 GMT -5
Raven shook her head, it was useless, she couldn't do anything but laugh. Slowly she started to calm down.
"I want Spaghetti!" She blurted and then hooted with laughter again.
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Post by Racetrack on Sept 1, 2011 19:37:15 GMT -5
((Oh gods, their inside jokes have taken on a life of their own. ;D))
That set Race off all over again. He laughed until he was genuinely concerned that he would die of laughter. His sides ached, there were tears running down his face, he couldn't breathe. The usher had carried Lady Macbeth away, and it seemed unclear whether the production would go on. "We...should...get outta here," he managed to gasp out. "Maybe there's...a horse we can...borrow."
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Post by raven on Sept 1, 2011 20:23:02 GMT -5
"There better be!" Raven managed to crawl out from under the chairs and grabbed Racetrack, hoisting him up to his feet. "Come on!"
((Oh my god this thread was the best idea ever!))
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Post by Racetrack on Sept 1, 2011 20:50:20 GMT -5
Race stumbled out of the theater with her, still gasping for breath. He never knew you could hurt so much from laughing. Luckily, there was still plenty of wine in his system. He looked around. "There are no horses! Rae, whadda we do, there are no horses."
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Post by raven on Sept 1, 2011 21:17:07 GMT -5
"Fuck the horse," Raven grabbed him by his collar and started pulling him down the street. "Get a carriage!"
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Post by Racetrack on Sept 1, 2011 22:11:40 GMT -5
Race yelped and flailed a little and finally managed to escape Raven's hold. "A'right, a'right! We'll get a carriage." He saw one approaching. "Don't miss, I don't wanna hafta scrape you off the street!"
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Post by raven on Sept 1, 2011 22:14:04 GMT -5
"Don't you worry about me," Raven said as she went running and then gracefully jumped and landed on the carriage.
"Run!"
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Post by Racetrack on Sept 1, 2011 22:18:59 GMT -5
Race ran, tripped, and fell in between the horses, directly in front of the carriage wheels. "RAE!" he yelled, holding out a desperate hand.
((So dramatic, haha!))
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Post by raven on Sept 2, 2011 6:53:08 GMT -5
((HAHA))
Raven's eyes widened and she immediately bent down and grabbed Race's hand, yanking him up beside her.
"Don't ever do that again!"
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Post by Racetrack on Sept 2, 2011 13:09:34 GMT -5
"It was your idea!" he pointed out as the carriage clattered off toward...well, they didn't really know where it was going, but he supposed they would soon find out. "This thing just better take us to some spaghetti."
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Post by raven on Sept 2, 2011 13:12:02 GMT -5
"I definitely foresee spaghetti in our near future." Raven said with a grin. "Lots of it, with cheese."
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Post by Racetrack on Sept 2, 2011 14:15:28 GMT -5
"Yes. Cheese," Race agreed happily, clinging to the carriage and looking around for a restaurant. Hey, it was Little Italy, practically every block had one.
((Wow, is every one of their adventures going to end at Mama's?))
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